Toys R Mine

Toys R Mine is a fictional chain of toy stores owned by Montana Max in Tiny Toon Adventures. It is a parody of the popular children's toy store, Toys R Us, with Monty parodying its mascot, Geoffrey the Giraffe.


 * Toys R Mine first appears briefly in the Season 1 episode, Citizen Max as one of the franchises owned by Montana Max. The store's arm snatches a large teddy bear from a little boy, causing the little boy to cry.
 * Toys R Mine returns in a commercial in the second wraparound of the Season 2 episode, Playtime Toons. The commercial parodies the "I Don't Wanna Grow Up, I'm a Toys R Us Kid" song, and features Montana Max buying every toy in the store. After buying all the toys, Monty destroys them.

Song Lyrics
"I just wanna have fun, I'm a Toys R Mine brat,

I go running through the store, screaming, 'Give me this and that!'

From games to balls, to spiky-head dolls,

It's a happy place to be!

I can break them all and my folks don't squall, cause they all belong to me!"